tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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