I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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