i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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