Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Randomize
