i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
