Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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