Betty ford says i'm here all night
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His hands were made for my vagina.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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