She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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