Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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