i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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