Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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