I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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