He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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