i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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