when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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