The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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