come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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