porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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