put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
