You really coming over, don't trick.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
