omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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