Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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