He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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