Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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