Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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