he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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