I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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