I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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