Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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