I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The best revenge is premature balding
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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