have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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