I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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