i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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