I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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