Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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