So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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