ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm having to shit out rocks
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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