better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We left the knife in your bed.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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