spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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