hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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