Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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