What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
We don't watch enough power rangers
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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