He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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