Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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