Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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