If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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