we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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