So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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