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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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