with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
