Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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