she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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