i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
