Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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