ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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