It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
