I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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