Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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