I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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