Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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