Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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